Friday, May 30, 2008

Crispy Deliciousness

Today’s entrée includes two crispily fried thighs, along with sides of charbroiled neck, shoulder, and arm. This delectable dish starts with increasingly growing horror at the shade of one’s “slight tan” and will be followed with next day muscle aches, feverishness, headache, and generalized misery. All for the simple price of 2 ½ hours spent mowing the lawn to surprise your husband, and believing that while your face could use some sun block, the rest of you would be fine, and would perhaps end up with the aforementioned “slight tan”. You too can enjoy this tasty treat; sign up at your local skin cancer factory today!!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

OUCH!! Been there done that. . and you forgot to mention the little water blisters and peeling that will follow :). Janice

kristinbucher said...

Is it possible to see a picture of this crispiness? :)

Cottonista said...

I'm hoping Tim was pleasantly surprised by the yard being mown, and is now appropriately and sufficiently caring for his *pregnant* sunburned wifey, bringing her glasses of lemonade and such.

heidirhodes said...

ahh carrie i bet you look beautiful "red"! =D sorry about the sunburn, but i agree hope tim is nursing you back to health with aloe vera! =)

Melissa said...

as an official whitest-of-the-white-whitey, i feel your pain. more metaphorically at this point, but you feel me.

Melissa said...

btw did you or tim text me last week? i got a text from a 574 number about ten thousand villages, but i didn't have the number in my phone. and i'm too lazy to look up your email address right now so i'm taking the easy way out. :)

Elaine said...

Has the crispiness faded to a nice tan now?!